Michael Malice title

Help me come up with a concept for my 365 Portrait next week!

Guidelines:

Nothing that requires special permits, special effects makeup, nor the rental of any costumes

No nudity (I'm not getting paid for this.)

No suicide or self-mutilation (Again, I'm not getting paid for this.)

(I looked through the site to see how many people I knew did it already. Answer: 3, with 2 more queued up.)

PS I totally stole this from Jessica. We're a day apart, with Mo Rocca in between us.

I found out there's a Lowes kind of near me in a very industrial section of Gowanus. I wandered there in the nice weather. Well, Lowes is known in PLANT CIRCLES (/= crop circles) as a place to often find really weird plants for no good reason. And they had an item that's been on and off my list for a while, and it was $4.

To get back to HUGHESboro before Matt goes to Vegas to tape the next season of THE ULTIMATE FIGHTAAAAARRRRR means I have to write 9 pages a day...for the next eleven days. And you know what? I did it today with the first nine. It was a brilliant scene, the scene of his accepting Jesus which was some of the best writing I have ever done. Kudos to me!!!! (!)

I have completely lost my personality. I think about Matt Hughes 24/7 because I have to write the scenes in his voice and I need to get into his head. All my stories are Matt Hughes stories, and no one I know cares at all.

I have absolutely nothing to talk to anyone about.

OK, some plant stories but Christ, if the B-side is "how I saved my expensive plant from Kataf which looked dead but might have been dormant" I might as well just die. BTW, I dogsat yesterday and when I was cleaning up I accidentally touched the poop and I briefly contemplated suicide as a consequence I was so disgusted.