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Had a job interview today, and the gentleman said, QUOTE, "You're obviously not from New York. Where did you grow up?"

Fortunately I managed to control my apoplexy enough to merely threaten to throw his monitor out the window. It turned out he went to my elementary school, and the woman interviewer grew up in Bensonhurst as well.

("You sound like you're from the Midwest," he added. I knew I shouldn't have drank that Old Milwukee at Cabetto's!)