While my favorite thing is conversation-killing (saying curt non sequiturs that bring conversation to a halt, i.e., "No one likes a showoff"), I have just today realized an even better one.
After receiving a text at midnight whose sole message was teh declaration that "I'm at the Knitting Factory", I now know to respond to ech and every text with "Who gives a shit?" This ESPECIALLY works if the person responds to a question you yourself asked, as in:
M: What time we meeting
J: 9PM
M: Who gives a shit?
3 Comments:
lol
I tried this today with a text message I received from someone I don't care to hear from - it was a huge success!
Mom will love it, too!
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